January 2012
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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sebastiansmythe:
there is nothing worse than the feeling of shame you get after you run over your own banana peel in mario kart
Silvermoon Sentinel: IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE... →
hunterinadirtytrenchcoat:
whenbrothersbreak:
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biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
“OH MY GOD THE DOCTOR WHO FANS ARE…
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thatbluebox:
I suddenly see ourselves in the future, passing USB drives with episode downloads in alley ways wearing a trench coat and a hat.
#like ‘hey do you have that sherlock fanfic for me?’ #’yeah man heres that dw confidential you wanted’
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Tony Hawk: I'm your new stepdad.
Tony Hawk does an ollie over you and tells you to clean your room midair
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anothersliceofcheesecake:
a result of my wild wednesday night on rollercoaster tycoon video’d for your viewing and entertaining pleasure!!!!! only about a minute and half long but worth it for the big finale which is very emotional. ENJOY. XXXXX
I HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER OH GOD WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
i am a terrible person example number 5545787
I...
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